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4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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0:29.9	Welcome back to more Reddit stories. I'm Shane. And today I'm joined by Ian and Amanda.
0:37.4	Hello. Happy to be here. Thank you, Ian. The theme today is,
0:43.4	am I safe? And by that, I mean, there's a lot of people in this who think they're chill,
0:48.3	who think they're cool. But they're the type of people that you're like, I should not hang out with you.
0:53.1	Why was I invited on this episode? Yeah, also,
0:56.0	wait, I know why I was invited. Because
0:57.9	I can tell you that you're not safe.
0:59.9	You make everyone. Yeah, yeah.
1:01.8	And you make everybody feel safe.
1:03.7	It's true, because I... Unless they
1:05.8	don't like physical touch.
1:07.7	Yeah, which I learn pretty quickly.
1:10.1	And then I go, I need to stop touching everybody.
1:15.2	So we're going to read through these, and at the end,
1:17.1	we're going to kind of vote on who we think is the least safe person out of all of these
1:22.0	stories.
1:22.8	Okay.
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