Alpha, Beta, Cocker
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2023
⏱️ 34 minutes
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Summary
Pete’s been to see Pulp live recently and Luke is predictably displeased by his co-host's behaviour. It’s not stopping Pete from going to see them again though.
Elsewhere, Luke has come to realise that this fatherhood thing is actually quite difficult. We also get an update from the listener that was standing to be elected for the Danish parliament.
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| 0:49.0 | Yeah, what you need is a little... |
| 0:51.0 | You know those chocks you put underneath the wheel of a small plane. |
| 0:55.0 | Get away. |
| 0:56.0 | You need one of those to sort of ramp yourself over it. |
| 0:59.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.0 | Nothing's ever been invented. |
| 1:02.0 | All the AI technology we've got now that can imagine a wheelchair being able to successfully roll over a cable with no incident. |
| 1:10.0 | No incident. |
| 1:11.0 | In many ways, that's a great lever there for this civilisation. |
| 1:14.0 | Exactly. |
| 1:15.0 | We're very much like Daleks being unable to climb or to send stairs. |
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