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I'm sure they take all that off for the rich people. They're like, get your grubby bagel-filled hands. Right. They know we're not going to buy the stuff, but they think, oh, look at them. They'll get to look at the, you know, the harpoon that was used in jaws. and then some rich person is going to come in and pay, you know, $150,000 or $200,000 for it.

The reason we wanted to go is because the volleyball, as you know, Vanessa's

a huge fan of getting drunk and talking to volleyball, the volleyball from Castaway Wilson.

The most famous volleyball that has ever existed. Right, was on display and we decided we should

go check it out and relive the glory of when Vanessa got hammered and was flirting with that volleyball. Okay, volleyball. That's the clip of her getting drunk and talking to a volleyball at a bar. That's not a clip from Castaway. So what was interesting is while we were there and, you know, whenever they try to do one of these fancy events, they usually do it at some fancy place. So we were in Beverly Hills, a fancy hotel.

Very unlike a place that we would actually be at.

I always feel so out of place that those.

And I always do champagne and all that?

No, no champagne.

Coffee and bagels and fruit.

To be honest, it's interesting because Allie and I only went because there was a promise of, quote,

light breakfast.

And we weren't sure what light

breakfast meant it even said light breakfast options what was confusing light breakfast options

and we were starving and we'll go most places for food so even though the real reason to go there

was to see these once in a lifetime um you know props that have been used in cool movies we were

like what do you think's going to be there most of the conversation was about what would be the light breakfast and would that and i said

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