Ally's Embryo
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 28 April 2026
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. |
| 0:05.5 | You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle. |
| 0:22.7 | And of course you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. The miracle of life is happening before your very ears on K.Rock. Not necessarily what you're looking at right now if you're watching along on YouTube where we we're streaming live every day, K Rock's YouTube. But what is happening with Allie? And this has been a process now. And for those of you that are new to the show, Ali does have one kid whose original name was going to be Dom. Then at the last minute, she changed his name to Wesley. It was going to be Dominic, but he just didn't look like a Dominic. So we picked Wesley and I love him very much. Right. And we want one more. |
| 0:57.0 | And you want one more, and you've gone through this a few times unsuccessfully. Yeah, we did some inseminations that were not successful. Then we moved over to IVF, which if you've ever gone through it can be a very long, hard process. and we just did our first IVF transfer yesterday so |
| 1:13.4 | I left the show a little early to do that to put the embryo in my womb and hopefully over the |
| 1:18.8 | next 48 hours that little embryo will implant in my uterus and make me prego but the thing is |
| 1:25.0 | and I'm not if I'm not mistaken here and I don't't know. I'm sure you are mistaken. Go ahead. Take bets. I don't think I'm mistaken. So if you guys want to bet now, take your bets. But I think what I'm about to say is an accurate statement based on all the things you've been blabbing on about for months. Thank you. Klein looks like an embryo |
| 1:44.6 | Thank you for that |
| 1:45.9 | They did give me a picture of my embryo |
| 1:48.6 | You are basically |
| 1:51.4 | Correct me if I'm wrong |
| 1:52.6 | A surrogate |
| 1:53.5 | For Katie |
| 1:54.9 | Yes you're carrying |
| 1:56.4 | Now this is |
| 1:57.5 | I've watched a lot of lesbian content in my day |
| 1:59.8 | And I've never seen this You never seen surrogacy porn? Never seen this, but Ali is basically carrying. Katie's baby. Your wife's baby. With the same sperm donor as our, as our current child. Oh, that's the same, Hank the tank? Same donor. That's the same tank? Mm-hmm. That was the whole point was to have the same sperm donor. This is why El Cipo is a great person for this, because just like she probably doesn't chuck her toothpaste until every little last drop is out. She's really taking every little last drop out of this tank. You don't know how mad it made me that they were like, we only have to use one sperm to make the embryo. And I'm like, but I bought millions. |
| 2:50.8 | Now, is this the same tank that was signed by Los Angeles, King's Great, Luke Robitai? No, because once you defrost it and you use what you use, you got to chuck the rest. That's what infuriates me. Oh. Is that even if you don't use the entire sample, you have to get rid of all of it. So at the risk... load is a gone. |
| 2:51.9 | At the risk of being confusing, if this takes and you do get pregnant i mean this is like a real soap opera story you will have |
| 2:58.9 | your lesbian wife's baby inside of you that will be DNA tied to your other son based on the fact that it's the same sperm. |
| 3:09.3 | Yes, they'll be half-sigling. |
| 3:10.5 | Both moms will have one kid that they will have as their favorite because that kid is theirs. |
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