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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Egg Retrieval

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.

0:07.2

That's right.

0:07.9

Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.

0:15.0

Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.

0:19.6

And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.

0:23.4

That's right.

0:24.1

Five dollars.

0:25.2

Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.

0:27.2

Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.

0:31.3

Okay, Rockline Alley Show.

0:33.5

So yesterday, Allie was not here because she found out, I guess, very last minute on Wednesday that Thursday was going to be egg retrieval day.

0:43.1

Surgery day, yep.

0:44.2

Surgery day.

0:45.3

So they went inside of, I guess I don't really know.

0:49.0

I'm not a doctor, but I assume they did something by trying to grab as many eggs as they could.

0:55.7

It was like one of those. Yeah, exactly. exactly like you go inside the money's all flying around oh those things are so cool yeah it's like that

1:00.8

dollar bills flying he's got to grab them grab them grab them and then the idea is to find what

1:05.6

some good eggs that they can then use to try to make a human life yeah viable eggs viable eggs is what they're hoping for. So we decided,

1:14.0

you know, after some unsuccessful attempts at doing the regular turkey baster thing. And also you turned

1:19.7

down each of us on the show. We've all individually said, I don't want different sperm. I've got my sperm,

1:26.7

and we had run out of the donor sperm that we

1:30.1

were using but there were a couple of IVF vials stashed away that I was able to purchase for a very

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