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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

Ally's Drive Thru Confession

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8671 Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0

Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

0:04.6

No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.

0:24.0

And it's convenient... skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the

0:21.8

planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day.

0:27.4

And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. If you don't like being uncomfortable

0:31.8

at our expense, I recommend you change the station right now. However, then you potentially will not

0:36.7

get the 21 pilots tickets when we announced that we were giving out the first pair of the morning. Allie was up for her turn to go through the drive-through for some drive-through confessions. This is something that we have done, and I don't know why we keep doing it. It was suggested by a listener in the first ever Klein Alley Show suggestion box. It was picked at random of the hundreds of ideas that people submitted, things they want us to do on the show.

0:57.1

And we'll do another round of that soon enough.

0:59.0

Of course, when Jake went through for his drive-through confession, he had to tell that nice man at Jack in the box that he was going through a breakup.

1:06.6

And that was an incredibly uncomfortable conversation, especially because Jake was attempting to make jokes, which made it even worse.

1:13.4

Then, of course, I had my turn to go through the drive-through, and that is when I got to explain to the nice lady at Starbucks that I found out that my wife was pregnant with someone else's baby.

1:22.6

And that also got real weird as well.

1:25.4

Here's just a little of how that sounded.

1:27.2

It was, once again, not my proudest moment, but I did it because for whatever... When is it? Your proudest moment? I'm still waiting for my proudest moment. My proudest moment has not happened yet, but this was just a little bit of what I did. Yeah, I was going to get a coffee. We have like an ice caramel macchiato.

1:44.7

You want something a little sweet.

1:46.2

We have our pumpkin spice latte that's new.

1:49.1

You could do like a vanilla latte or we have like our new ice protein vanilla latte.

1:55.7

Found out, I just found out she is pregnant but it's not mine.

1:58.9

So I'm like going through the going through right now

2:01.3

so you need something with extra caffeine up in there yeah so that was the way she reacted to that

2:07.1

bombshell i dropped on her client that is extremely friendly compared to what happened to me seriously

2:12.1

i just i feel like i poured my heart out and no one cared. It's just really embarrassing.

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