Ally's Back, But Is She Fertile? (FULL SHOW 12/13)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2026

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

t's Friday the 13th, which means our show was exactly the same as every other day. But we did get an important life update from Ally: her and her wife are doing IVF! It led to a lot of dumb questions about the fertility process, and aside from the insults we're all very happy for her. In other news, she had to pay a lot of money for emergency surgery to have something removed from a member of her family... To celebrate Valentine's Day we hear from the romance queen, the Throat Goat herself Ally's mom! We got more advice on how to keep a man happy & more graphic details about hotel sex and Doordash. We also heard what people are hiding from their significant others in I've Got A Secret (including a guy who gave away his girlfriend's dog!) We also got an incredible new Valentine's Day card originated by Jake the Nerd, download it on our IG @kleinallyshow!

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	Five dollars.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.1	Are you ready?
0:33.9	Hello, Klein an Allie, you little bitch.
0:37.1	Cline an alley, it's just okay.
0:40.4	Do-do-do-do.
0:41.2	Good morning, everybody.
0:43.0	Whoa, sweet David Steak, did you see that?
0:45.4	Bebe a Clown All right.
0:47.0	Let's get the still shouted.
0:49.0	The show started.
0:51.0	The show started.
0:52.7	We are live in Los Angeles.
0:55.2	Three, two, one.
0:58.5	And here we go.
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