Ally Knows the News

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport.
0:07.2	That's right.
0:07.9	Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights.
0:15.0	Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter.
0:19.6	And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks.
0:23.4	That's right.
0:24.1	$5.
0:25.2	Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah.
0:27.2	Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport.
0:31.0	Five questions.
0:32.0	$100.
0:33.7	Limited edition Klein Alley Show a mug.
0:35.8	We got some merch this year and a trip to give away a little bit later so you can come fly away with us to Breck and Ridge do some skiing, snowboarding, and enjoy all the fun that goes with a Klein Allie show Getaway. We say hi now to Stephanie and Long Beach that thinks that she's got what she needs to tackle Allie and take her money. And Allie is currently complaining that she, you know, after you get back from a trip, it's nice until you get your first credit card bill. And then you realize, God damn, that trip was so. Yikes. More expensive. So much more expensive than even I anticipated. Well, and I organized that entire trip with saving money in mind.
1:09.9	Points. Everything was on points. My Airbnb's, I got half of that was redeemed. The flights were redeemed with points. And then once you get there, you're like, oh, crap. Everything is very expensive. So, Stephanie, if you take Ali's money, she's going to be extra depressed right now. You're one of many people that have done exactly that. Get it while you can because she's going to be running out pretty soon. I've got five questions here about the news. You're feeling smart? Oh yeah. All right. Great. We'll go with that. Allie will leave the K-Rock studios now and sequester herself in the hall. You're more than welcome to play along. See how you would have done. And if you would have done well and beaten Allie, call tomorrow around the same time and claim her money then.
1:47.1	Your round officially starts Stephanie right now.
1:50.8	Allie knows the news.
1:53.6	The oldest operating restaurant in L.A. County.
1:58.2	139 years, this place has been open is sadly officially closing its doors forever.
2:03.1	What was the name or what is the name of this restaurant?
2:05.8	Oldest operational restaurant, L.A. County.
2:11.3	Dang.
2:12.1	Older than me then.
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