Ally Goes to the Weed Shop
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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🗓️ 16 April 2026
⏱️ 8 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This episode of Klein Alley Show is brought to you by the only place with good airport news these days, San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:07.2 | That's right. |
| 0:07.9 | Grab your skis and fly to Provo from San Bernardino this winter for your skiing, snowboarding, or just good all-fashioned snowball fights. |
| 0:15.0 | Avoid long lines and delays that will litter other airports this winter. |
| 0:19.6 | And as always, the parking in San Bernardino International Airport is only five bucks. |
| 0:23.4 | That's right. |
| 0:24.1 | Five dollars. |
| 0:25.2 | Go to San Francisco, Provo, Utah. |
| 0:27.2 | Make your winter dreams come true at San Bernardino International Airport. |
| 0:31.1 | Very few places you go where as you're heading over to that place, you were excited. |
| 0:34.9 | Costco, for me, is one of those places. |
| 0:36.5 | But the weed store is a close second. Instant changer finally make the decision and especially as we are creeping |
| 0:42.4 | closer and closer to 420 a lot of these places are pretty much just saying take whatever you want |
| 0:47.7 | everything is 99% off oh not my weed store really oh no I think I paid the've ever paid. I brought, and just shout out to random cash because I had random cash in my little |
| 0:59.9 | fanny pack and that got me through because I forgot that you need cash only at most of these |
| 1:05.9 | places. |
| 1:06.6 | And I had $100. |
| 1:08.2 | I was like, okay, I'm going to get a couple of things. |
| 2:00.9 | Got a load up for Coachella. And I left barely being able to cover it. And I only got three things. That's it? What? Three things, and it was $100. Is this a place you've ever been before? I've been once before. It's the only one in my area. There's not a whole lot of weed shops. That's where you get screwed because anytime you go somewhere where it's your first time there, they really make it worth your while because they want to get you in on that. So a lot of those, quote, first time here things, they throw on all sorts of stuff. And then every one of these places does like, you know, five joint Thursdays, edible Tuesday. They always have these theme days. I don't even know what's going on until I usually check out and then they're like hey congratulations you're here on ounce Thursdays I'm like I am oh great and then they give it to me they even have days of the week that don't make sense they don't they don't even know they're so high back there they're like looking at the calendar they're like I can't figure this out a few pre-rolls? I'm like, sure. I was having such a stressful day yesterday. |
| 2:02.9 | And I was like, but I have to go to the weed store. |
| 2:04.5 | It's something that I have to do because I was empty. I was out of stuff. And I needed stuff to, you know, to go through Coachella. So I pulled up. and as I walked in, the two people that were at the reception area were so high and one of them was this old grisly lady and she was like, Abby 420. |
| 2:24.1 | And I was like, all right, she's already, does she think it's 420 already? Or is she getting so excited already that it's 420? |
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