Ally Gets Her Dishwasher Fixed

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.9 • 609 Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2025

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you,
0:03.7	so let's get into it. No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer, whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend.
0:04.3	And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey, Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. Let's go ahead and give away a tiny towel. Vanessa is very excited. Every time we give these to someone, she hopes they're not a deep breather.
0:42.6	We go to West Covina and we say hi to hopefully you're a nice, clean lady.
0:45.3	Hello?
0:46.9	Hello?
0:48.8	Hi. Oh, no, it's not. What's your name?
0:50.8	Socrates.
0:55.8	Socrates. You're calling because you would like to be the proud owner of a tiny towel?
0:57.4	Yes, sir.
1:00.8	What do you plan on doing with this tiny towel that has Vanessa's face on it?
1:02.8	Oh, I can't say much.
1:04.1	I'd rather not say it. Great.
1:04.8	Okay, wonderful.
1:05.8	Okay, he doesn't get the towel.
1:07.4	He's 12.
1:07.8	He wants to have Socrates.
1:10.5	He's calling the one. I think his name is secrete.
1:12.8	He was saying, what he's going to do all over. Oh, excuse me. That's not his name. That's his activity. He's Secreets. I'm going to wash my micromachine cars. Oh. There you go. All right. Okay. That's what he calls his penis. Yeah, all right, hold on then.
1:07.9	Socrates, you get a tiny town.
1:09.2	I got to tune up my micromachine.
1:11.7	Hey, Alexa, you seem like a clean lady, right? Yes. Good. What are you planning on doing with the tiny towel? Tiny towel. And your phone keeps cutting out
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