Allocation Disorder: Inter Miami’s DP crisis, MLS market inefficiencies, big signings from the Galaxy and Atlanta United, and much more
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🗓️ 9 April 2021
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of Allocation Disorder, Paul and Sam dive into Inter Miami’s strange Designated Player situation, talk through various market inefficiencies within MLS, and highlight a pair of big signings in LA and Atlanta. Then, towards the end of the show, they touch on CCL. In case you’re wondering, Paul is still squarely aboard the Portland Timbers’ CCL train - he did stop just short of saying "choo, choo", sadly. Maybe next week.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to Allocation Disorder. I am Sam Staiskel. He is Paul Tenorio. This week we have, we have two presenting sponsors this week, Paul. |
| 0:27.2 | Sunny D. The drink formerly known as Sunny Delight, and that weird green ketchup that Heinz used to make. Your thoughts? |
| 0:35.0 | Whenever I think of Sunny D. I think of Chappelle's show where he pushes the Sunny D to the side for that purple stuff, |
| 0:41.9 | purple drink. |
| 0:44.3 | Oh, man. |
| 0:45.2 | In the back. |
| 0:46.2 | I've always really liked Sunny D, but I always thought it gave like a really weird, like, |
| 0:51.4 | coding in your mouth. |
| 0:53.1 | Like, it's sort of like, you know what I'm saying? |
| 0:55.4 | Of course it did. |
| 0:56.0 | No one knows what's in Sunny D. |
| 0:58.2 | The sun. |
| 1:00.5 | Something not good for you, Sam. |
| 1:02.7 | And that green ketchup, do you remember that? |
| 1:05.3 | That stuff was weird. |
| 1:06.6 | I did a little research on that. |
| 1:08.1 | That was released in conjunction with the movie Shrek. |
| 1:13.0 | So the more you know, never say this show didn't teach you anything. |
| 1:19.3 | I'm really glad that in between reading roster rules and talking about MLS transactions that you've taken the time to really |
| 1:30.8 | dive into the history of the green ketchup. Listen, man, you know, like, preparation is key. |
| 1:37.9 | Anyway, no one will have cared about this portion of the show. I apologize. We have a decent amount to talk about tonight. |
| 1:47.3 | Miami, things are happening in Miami. Things are always happening in Miami on every level, |
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