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Alligator Ecotoxicology (GATOR POISONS) with Laura Kojima

Ologies with Alie Ward

Alie Ward

Comedy, Science, Society & Culture

4.923.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Alligators, crocodiles and … a shut-down nuclear weapons plant? The excitement never ends when you’re Laura Kojima, an Alligator Ecotoxicologist. A longtime reptile cheerleader, Laura has passion to match some truly bananas stories about field work, tail smacks, gator jaws, mercury levels, swamp boats, and crocodilian evolution, overbites, and locomotion. Her incredible work keeps people -- and the gators -- safer in toxic waters and she recalls her favorite alligator bite and the one animal that sent her to the hospital. Also discussed: jorts & gator crotches. [Audio note: the connection was a little spotty so please forgive occasional static!] Follow Laura Kojima Twitter.com/laurakojima and Instagram.com/laura.kojima A donation went to the WCS wild Siamese Crocodile conservation Sponsors of Ologies: alieward.com/ologies-sponsors More links and info at alieward.com/ologies/alligatorecotoxicology Transcripts & bleeped episodes at: alieward.com/ologies-extras Become a patron of Ologies for as little as a buck a month: www.Patreon.com/ologies OlogiesMerch.com has hats, shirts, pins, totes and now… MASKS. Hi. Yes. Follow twitter.com/ologies or instagram.com/ologies Follow twitter.com/AlieWard or instagram.com/AlieWard Sound editing by Jarrett Sleeper of MindJam Media & Steven Ray Morris Theme song by Nick Thorburn Support the show: http://Patreon.com/ologies

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0:00.0

Oh hey, it's that neglected hunk of gingerroot at the bottom of your crisper, hoping you'll use it

0:06.0

before it whithers alleyward back with a very classic on-brand episode of Oligies. Is it about a virus

0:14.4

or a vaccine or anything relevant to your life? Nope, not at all, which is why it's perfect. It's just a

0:20.8

murky bucket of slop holding glimmering science information. Now I loved every minute of recording

0:27.0

and editing it. I wanted to just send it off with a big long detailed and floored intro,

0:32.0

but all you need is for me to just shut the fuck up and get the show started. I totally get it.

0:36.3

And we will just as soon as I think everyone on patreon.com slash allergies, they make every single

0:41.0

week of the show possible from the start in 2017. Thank you to everyone wearing Oligies merch. That's

0:46.6

available at oligiesmerge.com. We have masks. Should you need them? And thanks to everyone,

0:51.9

subscribe, rating the podcast, and of course, reviewing it so that I can read it. Such as this review

0:57.6

left by Argy who writes, nobody will ever see this review. Oh, hi, Argy. Apparently review number

1:03.3

12,094. Having said that, I would like to give that show this many stars. Argy, I'm right here.

1:09.9

I told you I read all of them. Okay, alligator toxicology. Is there a topic more perfect for the

1:16.4

holidays? Yes. Yes, there's a lot of them, but we don't care because gator poisons. What's even

1:22.8

happening with those? Okay, so the word alligator has roots in Spanish. El lagarto, meaning the lizard,

1:29.4

even though alligators are not lizards. Eco means house, and it comes from the Greek oicos,

1:34.9

which you may remember from the oicology episode about decluttering your house. And toxicology has

1:40.6

some dusty Greek origins, meaning poisoned arrow. So the study of poisoned homes of non-lizard

1:47.5

lizards. So much to discuss. Just quick up top, an alligator is a crocodilian. Not all crocodilians

1:53.3

are alligators. There's 26 recognized species of crocodilians, which includes true crocodiles,

1:59.6

the alligators, camons, narrow-nosed garials, and false garials. But mostly we're going to be

2:06.2

talking gators. So thisologist tweeted something about her field work, and I clicked on her bio.

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