Allen Strickland Williams Has Never Seen Sophie's Choice

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Allen Strickland Williams has never seen Sophie's Choice, but he rewrote it and we read his script! He wrote four pages before asking a friend one very important question about the movie. Kyle and Allen are joined by Babs Gray and Joe McAdam. Come see Kyle in Brooklyn on April 5th at Union Hall! Get tickets now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, I'm here for the interview. Ah, now, this would be the pre-pre-interview.
0:04.8	I'm sorry? You see, we need to make sure we have the right candidates to take part in the next stages.
0:09.2	Oh, how many stages? Well, there's the pre-interview, working chemistry, the actual interview,
0:14.0	and then, of course, the bleep test. For the part-time barista job? That's right, yeah. What a load of malarkey. Smarty keeps things simple, like 80 gigabytes for £10 a month with no annual price rises.
0:26.6	Less malarkey, more Smarty.
0:28.6	Search Smarty Mobile.
0:29.6	The autopilot order.
0:31.6	Now, informal, the strong urge felt at the ordering kiosk or drive-through that takes over the entire body and mind
0:37.7	and results in a person ordering a Big Mac without even having to think.
0:41.4	Related phrases.
0:42.5	Looks like I've ordered a Big Mac again.
0:44.5	The autopilot order at McDonald's.
0:47.9	Serves from 11am, subject to availability.
0:50.2	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.
1:02.1	Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.
1:09.3	Hey everybody, this has never seen it.
1:11.1	I'm your host Kyle Ayers.
1:12.0	This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before,
1:15.8	and we read their scripts.
1:18.4	Today, brand new guest on the show, Alan Strickland Williams, is here.
1:21.9	He has never seen Sophie's Choice, but he rewrote it, and we read his script.
1:27.6	Alan is so funny.
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