Hi, this is your friend Neal. Hey, you know how me and Mosher are kind of morons when it comes to the technical aspect of the show, and I know what you're thinking, Doug would take care. We've made fucked up episodes all the time when Doug was around this episode technically also fucked up, but it's a great episode, and you'll get used to the vocal quality.

Me and Mosher distorted Alan Hughes, our guest is not distorted, and he has amazing stories about Tupac and menace to society, and dense at Washington, and it's a great episode.

So I apologize right ahead of time, but I promise you'll get used to it. Just don't listen to anything else while you're listening to this. Don't listen to a song because when you come back to this, it's going to sound fucked up, Jack.

This week's episode, big announcement is brought to you by Tivo. That's right, Tivo. Neal, you remember Tivo? Should do I. Before they invented Tivo, you couldn't watch TV. If you were gone, dude, you were gone. Unless you had a big bulky VHS situation, you were fucked.

Well, no, I mean, yeah, Tivo revolution that literally one of the best inventions of my lifetime. And now it's they've stepped their game up because you can, if you have a Tivo,

one of the great things about Tivo is showing you other shows that you would want to watch, which most DVRs don't have, and they'll automatically record it for you if you want.

Right, and not only that, they got this new situation where if you've got cable and it speaks to hell out of your DVR because if you have cable, you don't just have to go home and watch us shit in your pathetic ass apartment.

You can transfer this to your iPad, bring it to your girls house, watch it while you're taxing that ass. You can bring the recordings anywhere with you and watch them anywhere.

You'd like to bang and watch Grey's Anatomy. Do you not listen there? Yeah, so you can do that. You can, yeah, you can watch your shows from wherever you want whenever you want instead of having to like, I got it downstairs, we got to go, like you watch it anywhere.

You want to watch Game of Thrones inside of an actual throne, which I actually would, I want, I want this. I want it too.

I want this. You can watch on an airplane, you can watch a waiting in line at the dentist office, whatever.

Also, you can search, it searches cable and the web to find any movie that you want any show and it'll search for it and it's got Netflix, Google Plus, Amazon, YouTube, all in one.

This shit is actually good. I mean, I am being a corporate show right now, but I kind of believe in it.

Yeah, there's a new thing too called the Tivo Mini, which is one Tivo box will work on a second TV. So from the couch to the kitchen, from the minivan to 35,000 feet, I guess that's an airplane thing.

I didn't write that part. Tivo makes TV. It's pretty obvious when you didn't write, when you're when you are reading and when you're saying, well, do you think this is natural or not?

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A-T-C. Yeah, Neal Burnham here. Champs. You already know what it is. I'm doing some hip-hop shit.

Let's do some dance, Moshe. I'm going to be in Philly. June 13th. Johnny Burnham is fuck with me. Go get tickets now. Don't make me sweat this shit.

But sell it up before I get there. And then 14th and 15th of June in Arlington, in Arlington, Virginia, at the Arlington Drafthouse. Fuck with me there.

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