Allegheny Time (Entry 032.MT2436)

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🗓️ 19 January 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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In which a series of traumatic train accidents and a broke astronomer conspire to re-invent time as a flat circle, and John accidentally attends a clock unveiling. Certificate #13818.

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0:00.0	We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.
0:07.0	We are receiving this message.
0:11.0	We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can
0:16.0	only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.
0:21.3	Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental
0:26.2	reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.
0:28.8	These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.
0:35.0	So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,
0:41.0	this is our legacy to you.
0:43.4	This is our time capsule.
0:45.4	This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 032.m. T 2436.
1:20.0	certificate number 13818.
1:23.0	Allegheny time.
1:25.0	Your attention please.
1:27.0	Train number one two six five six
1:31.0	Chenes Central.
1:32.0	Ahmedabad Nup-G-1 super fast express is expected to arrive at
1:38.0	19-10 hour.
1:42.0	It's Allegheny time.
1:43.0	Allegheny time.
1:44.0	Ba-da-da-da.
1:45.0	Can't touch this.
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