Book your ticket to happiness with Sun Express Airlines. Hey weirdos, it's Darren, and obviously I am the host of Weird Darkness, you already know that, but I am also the host of allegedly, where

things felonious take place, you know, like felonies.

You probably don't give much thought to tow trucks.

They're an essential element of our society, but they're kind of invisible to most people.

You need a tow, you call a number, a tow truck shows up, does the job, but it's this anonymous invisible nature that makes

tow trucks a great way to do things illegal, like sell drugs.

The latest episode of allegedly touches on this with an absolutely true story.

Here's just a clip of the latest episode of Allegedly.

Here's how to sell drugs out of a tow truck, 101.

There's three kinds of ways to sell drugs out of a tow truck.

The first, you sell your own drugs.

The second, you sell someone else's drugs.

And the third, you own the toe outfit,

and you're the godfather of the yard and the area you cover.

The first way, already be a drug dealer, then get a job driving a tow truck, then use the truck instead of your personal vehicle to make your rounds.

Make the rounds round the clock during the work hours or have clients meet up with you if needed.

Pretend to offer basic roadside assistance in full-ton uniform during the felony exchange,

and don't get caught. The second is like the first, but you don't own the drugs outright because you're clicked

up with a gang or run for an independent, and it's a little more organized.

My coworker ran with a gang and fit this bill. When you're in a gang, you run

with the gang. But real gangsters, don't give a fuck and we'll do business with anyone.

If you're heavy in the game game you can pay a guy like my

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