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Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today. How are we? How are we today? How are the dickens are you?

I like to check on things, just to make sure you're all feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed as we head practically into November.

And I'm having sort of lazy week this week. I don't mind lazy week. Lazy week's good for me every so often. I think it's a good way of

recharging your battery. You should all do it. I mean, I work in an industry where if you're between the ages of 20 and 25,

they literally throw themselves with wild abandon into just about everything. I've got to the age now where I don't

mind doing the wild abandon, but I like to slow down every so often and recharge the batteries. So

which celebrities, dear ladies and gentlemen, are we going to pick on today? Because they're all

there. They're all ripe for the taking. And Colleen Rooney carrying husband Wayne's gifts to the car with a photographer. It's amazing actually how plain she is, but she's only sort of done up when they put her on television. And so she had a 30th at Liverpool's Hilton Hotel. You'd think actually they'd have it at home, wouldn't you, and invite people round? But as, as we know, she can't cook, and he can't

cook, they're just sort of, they're just chief chavs. And so she was taking some of his

gifts to the car. Makeup free Colleen, which looks roughly the same as Colleen with makeup on,

apart from she isn't as airbrushed. Apparently, I wouldn't rule out a cameo in East

Enders, says the irritant that is Ainsley Harriet. He's looking forward to a return to

primetime television. I don't think so. I don't think so. He says years ago when I got on television,

somebody said I should go on EastEnders. Yeah, goodbye. Thank you. Don't be so silly. And,

you know, you can't because you're Ainsley Harriet. And that would be a bit stupid, wouldn't it? Because otherwise, it'd be like

sort of turning up there. Somebody'd go, Ainsley Harriet's in the Queen Vic. They can't make you a

character, you're Ainsley Harriet. It would be ridiculous. So we rule that one out. Go, Blumme, I have to sort

out your life for you as well now. Christine, how you, bleakly? Going out with a photographer in New York and going out and having to do her own shopping.

Of course, again, no TV career over there or over here, actually. I think perhaps she

sort of does little bits and pieces, but she's out with a photographer. I don't know why. Nobody

knows who she is. I don't even know who he is. Related articles, they say,

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