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90s Baby Show
4.8 • 808 Ratings
🗓️ 12 January 2026
⏱️ 53 minutes
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From primary school maths homework struggles to Trump’s actions in Venezuela, this episode jumps between everyday parenting problems and big global politics. We also dive into a moment from the Book of Samuel, talking about Saul’s son Jonathan eating the honey!
A light-hearted podcast chat covering teaching kids maths, US foreign policy, and Bible stories, with laughs, opinions, and zero overthinking.
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| 0:00.0 | I'm dressed like a robber because I've come to steal your attention, your time and attention. |
| 0:06.0 | Brother, I'm telling you, you're fine, bro. |
| 0:09.0 | I know. |
| 0:10.0 | You're fine. |
| 0:11.0 | I know. |
| 0:12.0 | Just brush them motherfuckers proper. |
| 0:13.0 | I do. |
| 0:14.0 | But it's not up to me. |
| 0:16.0 | Bro, no. |
| 0:17.0 | Put your foot down. |
| 0:18.0 | I can't. |
| 0:19.0 | The kid can't even flush it. |
| 0:22.6 | The niggins do this house is all day like this. |
| 0:25.6 | Some niggas have low tolerance. |
| 0:29.6 | Some people come to Neanderthals and my alpha male. |
| 0:34.6 | Some people choose to reach their rats, they're finished. You know what I'm saying? And some people can spoke a lifetime. It's like that in life. Saul and his son Jonathan. And Jonathan was walking with a stick, yeah? And God said not to do this. I think his stick ended up in some honey and he ate the honey off the stick. And God said that someone has sinned. Dawes like, alright, who is it? |
| 0:55.0 | Whoever's sinned? I'm gonna kill them. |
| 0:57.0 | Come to find out it's Jonathan. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh. |
| 1:00.0 | God said... |
| 1:02.0 | He said what you said. |
| 1:03.0 | He said what you said. |
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