4.4 • 738 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2025
⏱️ 9 minutes
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0:00.0 | Wrestling soup. I am Anthony Missionary Thomas. All right folks, settle in, grab whatever you're |
0:31.0 | drinking, and trust me, you're gonna want to be drinking for this. |
0:45.1 | I just sat through AEW's latest marathon pay-per-view, all in, |
0:50.0 | and well, it's certainly a show that happened. |
0:59.7 | This is supposed to be AEW's version of Russellmania, but you want it with all the Kool-Aid filtered out. Say no more. |
1:04.4 | 25K and change fans. |
1:07.6 | They're called Marks. |
1:08.8 | We're in attendance all baking in their juices from poor AC and 90-degree |
1:15.1 | Texas heat. A smell so bad, it'll make the janitor turn here. So Tony Con loaded up a 12-match |
1:24.9 | card plus a three-court meal on the pre-show. |
1:28.8 | Because, God forbid, anyone gets less than 47 minutes of ring time. |
1:35.8 | The main takeaway, if you love convoluted finishes, run-ins, and titles that were invented last Tuesday, this was the show for you. |
1:49.4 | Let's start with the main event, the so-called Texas death match between John Moxley and Hangman Adam Page. |
2:01.3 | This is the kind of match that makes outsiders think all wrestling fans are fucking psychopaths. |
2:09.7 | Translation, two guys who discovered what a fork is for, and it ain't eaten spaghetti. |
2:18.8 | This thing had more run-ins than the Arizona-Mexico border. |
2:23.7 | We had death riders. |
2:25.9 | We had a Darby Allen descending from the heavens like a goth Peter Pan. |
2:31.7 | We had Brian Danielson playing superhero. And Swerve Strickland shows up handing |
2:38.3 | page a chain. The big emotional climax to the blood-soaked war. In the end, page won by |
2:48.3 | hanging Moxley with that chain? |
2:54.2 | A feel-good moment for the whole family. |
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