All Good in the Wood

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2023

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

After two days’ filming at the Festival of Speed, Jonny and Richard retreat to a large caravan in a field near Goodwood to discuss getting heckled, the art of flocking, BL restomods, the strange restaurant hours of the south coast, an incredible amount of crap nautical art, encountering a Prelude, the Mary Queen of Scots spoiler on an old Porsche, how one of The Intercooler gets mistaken for a movie star, the glories of Auction Trousers, enjoying a base model Citroen C3, an unexpectedly handbraking Corsa, an embarrassing race in Gran Turismo 7, Martin Brundle dressed in a CGI actor’s body stocking, an encounter with the Mate Brothers, ace rally team Malcolm Sport, getting video bombed by Shmee150, the wildly depreciating Lagonda Taraf, being superstitious, getting woken by gulls, chatting Nissan Cubes in front of an Elvis impersonator, hands free urinal usage, the surprising layout of the Goodwood drivers’ changing room, time warp businessmen, full bottle rallying, using a Lamborghini to fetch gravy for a dog, a custard-eating Alsatian from the ‘80s, the secrets of those cars on the sculpture in front of Goodwood House, and pitching a new event called Weekend at Charlie’s House.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith. I'm Richard Porter and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends talk about cars and loads of other things
0:13.9	We're in a showman's caravan in a showman's trailer at the weekend of off of Goodwood festival and all that yeah
0:20.9	Hi guys. It's Friday night. Yes Friday of Goodwood
0:26.4	We are in a showman's trailer in a field near Goodwood. Yes
0:31.2	You might hear the pending storm warning. Yeah, so as we record this we don't know what's happening tomorrow
0:37.5	There are rumors swirling that the festival's speed may be
0:42.2	cancelled which I don't know if it ever has no I'm not sure apart from the covid spec. Yeah, but um so
0:50.5	So well that's so there's a forgiveness that we sort of could be we took we don't know what's happened over the weekend
0:57.2	But we can tell you what we've been up to I'm hoping you may have already seen what we've been up to recording videos for
1:04.8	Goodwoods YouTube channel. Yeah, I've mentioned so we've been here since
1:10.2	Where have we been seeing? Well, Wednesday night is when we arrived at the Airbnb together. We're on day food
1:16.1	Me in the base model citrus see three on hubcaps you in this sensibly colored Lexus electric vehicle. Yeah, I've got a Lexus UX
1:25.7	pure electric 300 E
1:28.4	Which is I'm testing and writing about some of you because it has a bigger battery now. Yeah, you need it
1:36.5	Yes, although I noticed the batteries aren't quite big enough to be able to get me home tomorrow
1:41.7	I think unless well after we've recorded this podcast you can give it a tickle on the three pin
1:47.3	And then it will trip the entire caravan
1:51.9	The only three pin socket I can see in here, which I've plugged my phone to already doesn't actually isn't quite attached to the wall
1:59.9	It's not reassuring massive shout out to the caravan owner owners Lewis and Vicki. Thanks again for giving us this
2:09.1	Amazing facility. Yeah, sorry. It's like an offy pokes like it's yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, we
2:16.2	We are here in person
2:19.7	Goodwoods are two days of it would have been a mixed bag because Thursday
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