Hello there, Peter Crouch.

Bristark and Tom Fordice from that Peter Crouch podcast, yeah?

We all know it's really important for everyone

to practice social distancing.

So that means only leaving your home for essential trips

and maintaining a gap of two meters

or six foot six between you

and everyone else when you're outside your house.

Now if those numbers seem a bit random,

it's the length of a king size bed,

it's the height of a standard door,

it's the length of a surfboard,

or for us three on this podcast,

it is the distance from Peter Crouch's shoes

to his eyebrows.

Exactly, don't be a one meter Michael,

you need to be a two meter Peter.

So stay at home, protect the NHS, shave lives.

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This is the Football Day podcast.

Well, Jay, thanks ever so much for joining us tonight

on the Friday football social.

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