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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 30 November 2021
⏱️ 45 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:24.0 | Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:56.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones. A marital tour of Miss Guided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McElroy. |
| 1:12.0 | And I'm Sydney McElroy. This is a busy time of year folks and you never know what's going to be coming down the pike at you. |
| 1:19.0 | Holiday is just spring up out of nowhere. Who knew it was Thanksgiving? I look outside my window and my spacious New York condominium and I see freaking Garfield out there. |
| 1:31.0 | Was there a Garfield Float? Garfield is just floating by with his old friend Snoopy and and Wimpy Kid. And I was like, oh my gosh. |
| 1:39.0 | Gotta have that Wimpy Kid every year. It's Thanksgiving already. And I left my spacious New York condominium that I have and I went and bought a turkey for me. |
| 1:51.0 | My wife Victoria and our 18 children that all live in my spacious New York condominium. |
| 1:57.0 | This is a weird fiction that you've I'm daddy war bucks in this. So I got Annie and the other kids in this. |
| 2:05.0 | I don't but the woman isn't named Victoria is later marriage. This is later on. Have you not read my Annie fan fiction. |
| 2:15.0 | I always every time we see that Annie is happening again somewhere around us. I always have to ask Justin like, does he help anybody else by the end? I always forget. |
| 2:24.0 | Like I know he helps Annie but he helps anybody anyone else he does. He helps he helps lots of it gets gets with FDR. They make a new deal for Christmas. Come on. Annie. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, no. |
| 2:36.0 | So are we supposed to believe that the reason that we got the new deal was daddy war bucks. The fictional character name. Well, I would argue it's name not Mr. Warbox. |
| 2:44.0 | Daddy war bucks daddy who made his money off the war. So daddy war bucks. Okay, listen, we've lost the rough Justin lost the plot. Sydney is trying to derail me because this is a special treat. |
| 2:57.0 | We do it every once in a while when I have the time in my busy schedule. It's not about whether not Sydney is very busy helping people is about me and my busy schedule but luckily for you folks I have enough time to once again open the door into the medical brands Hall of Fame. Welcome to my very special medical brands Hall of Fame episode. |
| 3:26.0 | The second one of these right if you'll remember last time we took a long journey through the halls of what what do you what do you tell me said I'm sure it made an indelible impact on you. |
| 3:40.0 | What where did we go last time in my tour of brands we did Sydney we did this is a paper rub thank you. Yeah, so here's what occurs to me we all with a lot of us here in the state. |
| 3:55.0 | Just had a Thanksgiving meal and maybe over indulged in food stuffs is a common around the various cast rolls stuffing all the potatoes big old mess of vegetables sweet potato casserole my mom's recipe Sydney's nail that you guys got to try it. |
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