Alison Rosen and Bob Discuss Why We’re All So Exhausted

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🗓️ 5 November 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Podcaster, writer, and TV personality Alison Rosen joins Bob this week in a lively discussion that covers an abundance of topics. They reminisce on the joy of having government-funded pipe cleaner shoved up their noses and unpack why most people are feeling existentially drained. Plus, Bob shares horror stories of medical malpractice as Alison teaches him about the “Menses”.

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0:00.0	Has there ever been a year we're more excited for the holidays?
0:03.3	Don't wait until the last minute guys. Plan ahead and surprise her with something unexpected.
0:09.1	Imagine her face when you hand her a Shane Company box tied with a burgundy bow. Does she already have a pair of
0:15.8	stud earrings from shing company? Diamond, ruby, or sapphire? Trade them in for a
0:21.2	larger size and only pay the difference from what you originally paid.
0:25.0	Or maybe you got her engagement ring when you were young and just starting out.
0:29.0	How about surprising her with a larger diamond, or perhaps an exciting new diamond shape.
0:35.0	You can upgrade her engagement ring at any time and you'll get full credit for your original
0:39.6	centerstone.
0:41.0	Just pay the difference.
0:42.0	Shane Company has the best upgrade policy in the business.
0:46.0	If you're not sure where to start, make an appointment and will help you out.
0:50.0	Surprise her with an upgrade this holiday and leave her speechless.
0:54.6	Now you have a friend in the jewelry business, Shane Company and Shanko.com.
1:00.0	Hey everybody, Bob Saggot and I am here for you right that's what I'm doing I'm very happy
1:06.4	because I'm tired I don't know if you guys are tired I have been tired it's just an emotionally draining time right what are we going to do that's
1:14.2	what we're doing and hope you're doing okay I've had two cups of coffee today which is
1:20.4	more than usual but my brain is still not fully functional because I didn't sleep enough last night but that's okay.
1:25.6	That's where we're at. I'm sure some of you were like that right now. Some of you might have slept great
1:31.1	I slept like a baby but because I can't do that. I was going to do a breastfeeding joke and I won't because I want to start high road here because I have a high road guest. It's Allison Rosen.
1:43.2	Allison Rosen of the incredibly long-lived 10-year podcast, Allison, I'm really doing well.
1:53.0	Allison Rosen is your new best friend.
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