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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alie Ward's Engagement, Jordan Morris's New Physique, Alison's Many Sphincters

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2021

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Alie Ward is here and she just got engaged! Jordan Morris is here and he's so svelte! Tony's new friend still has his balls but not for long. I'm suffering through something embarrassing and so is my family but speaking of dogs, Wendy has hit her goal weight. Once again I forgot to close an email loop, Alie has thoughts, all of us have multiple sphincters and Jordan is mad at passwords. Plus Just Me Or Everyone!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the playing week 46 of the

0:07.3

Alcindos and his new best friend show.

0:09.8

Tonight, Alcindos is a guest.

0:11.5

He's a writer, Zadi Chaser, and man who lives his bread truth, it's Jordan Morris.

0:16.2

And, she's a writer and podcaster who's taken advantage of this quarantine to get so

0:20.4

good at her new hobby.

0:21.9

She now widdles her own panties.

0:23.6

It's Ali Ward.

0:24.6

Cone's on his here to maybe be introduced at some point.

0:27.8

My name is husband Daniel, saying hop on board, love bus and say hello to your new best friend,

0:31.4

Alicind, Rosin.

0:33.4

Alicind, Rosin.

0:34.4

Alicind, Rosin.

0:35.4

Alicind, Rosin is your new best friend.

0:39.4

Alicind, Alicind.

0:40.4

We've got to get time to hurry.

0:45.4

Alicind, Rosin.

0:47.4

We've got to get Alicind, Rosin.

0:54.4

Alicind, you're new best friend.

0:56.4

Hello, my little funeral potatoes.

0:58.6

Welcome to another exciting episode of Alicind, Rosin is your new best friend, that particular

1:03.8

Utah-based, I believe, Carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by SA.

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