Alicia's Canadian Pencil Crayons, Jordan's Boundaries, Tony's New Face
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2021
⏱️ 86 minutes
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Summary
Jordan Morris is back and he's setting some reasonable but intense boundaries! Alicia Tobin joins for the first time and she recently escaped a problematic relationship with a hair stylist. Also she's able to talk NXIVM with Alison which delights Alison, who is writing this. Alison (hi that's me) shares a pathetic summer camp story and wants to know what's up with "bra/bruh." Plus Alicia's keto book, two dogs and a cat, dresses, crayons versus pencil crayons versus markers, Canadian lingo, Tony's new face and a round of Just Me Or Everyone!
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from isolation station in Burbank, California, it's the plague week 47 of |
| 0:07.5 | the Alicin Rosen as you knew best friend show. |
| 0:09.8 | Tonight, Alicin welcome to guests. |
| 0:11.6 | She's a comedian and writer and host of the podcast Retail Nightmares. |
| 0:15.6 | It's Alicia Tobin. |
| 0:16.7 | And he's a writer whose personal assistant might not be so great at returning emails, |
| 0:21.6 | but she is great at napping in the sunlight, killing mice and licking her crotch. |
| 0:25.9 | It's Jordan Morris. |
| 0:26.9 | Cone Zone is here to discuss the slow transformation from literal rock star into actual doggy pillow. |
| 0:32.8 | I'm her husband Daniel, saying hop on board and love bus and say hello to your new best friend, |
| 0:36.8 | Alicin Rosen. |
| 1:01.7 | Hello, my little Lebanon, Bologna, Sam, which is welcome to another exciting episode of Alicin |
| 1:06.8 | Rosen is your new best friend that particular carbohydrate was sent in on Patreon by Alan |
| 1:12.6 | White. |
| 1:13.6 | And he said it is an aged Bologna sandwich from Pennsylvania to which I wonder, is that |
| 1:20.1 | good though? |
| 1:21.9 | I'd never have thought, oh, this Bologna is too fresh, but I don't know. |
| 1:25.1 | Perhaps some people have thoughts about that anyway. |
| 1:28.1 | Very exciting show. |
| 1:30.2 | If you would like to send in your car on Patreon, and then I will perhaps call everyone |
| 1:35.6 | it, sign up for patreon patreon.com slash Alicin Rosen. |
| 1:40.2 | I just did a Zoom party with Jackie Johnson with like a crossover event, Zoom party, weekly |
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