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Alice Isn't Dead Ep 1: Omelet

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🗓️ 8 March 2016

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

The first episode of our new serial fiction podcast. A conversation in a diner gets ugly.

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Music & Production: Disparition, disparition.info.

Written by Joseph Fink. Narrated by Jasika Nicole.

Logo by Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.

Part of the Night Vale Presents network.

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm Joseph Fink. This is the first episode of our new podcast, Alice Isn't Dead,

0:06.4

which will run every other Tuesday from March 8th to July 12th. We are going to be putting the first

0:12.2

three episodes on the Nightville feed, so if you like what you hear, please subscribe directly

0:16.7

to Alice Isn't Dead on iTunes or wherever you listen to podcasts in order to hear the entire

0:22.1

story. Thank you. Alice, I want to start by saying, oh shit, sorry someone cut me off.

0:46.7

Anyway, I want to start by saying that this is not a story. It's a road trip, which same difference.

0:57.2

In a good one, the start is exciting and the finish is satisfying and we end up somewhere else.

1:02.4

Somewhere a long way from where we started. I don't know where this trip started. What counts as the

1:10.1

first moment. But for lack of a better answer, I'll start with this. I'll start with the omelet.

1:40.1

Alice Isn't Dead by Joseph Fink, performed by Jessica Nicole, produced by Dispiration.

1:58.2

Part 1 Chapter 1 Omelet

2:03.0

Thank you to audible.com for supporting Alice Isn't Dead and making this show possible

2:08.0

for a free 30 day trial go to audible.com slash dead. That's audible.com slash dead.

2:15.3

And stick around after the show for the answer to this question, why did the chicken cross the road?

2:20.6

It's not what you think. I was sitting at a gas station or not a gas station, a diner that was in

2:29.1

a gas station, the diner part of the gas station. I was in that. It was somewhere near Spokane, I think.

2:38.5

I saw a man eating an omelet, but it wasn't the omelet, but it was just the way he was eating the omelet.

2:45.6

He was devouring it. Big chunks of yellow scooped up with long,

2:50.6

grease stained fingers, just shoving them into his mouth. And he was staring at me. He was wearing a yellow hat,

3:00.7

like a baseball hat. His fingernails were yellow too, not cigarette yellow or nail polish yellow.

3:08.2

Translucent yellow, just below the surface. Polo shirt, dirty, filthy, dirty,

3:16.1

clear than you think a restaurant would allow someone to wear, would serve. Just the word

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