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Blank Check with Griffin & David

Alice in Wonderland with Todd VanDerWerff

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy, Film Reviews

4.66.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2019

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Griffin and David welcome back Todd VanDerWerff (Vox) to discuss 2010's CGI fantasy Alice in Wonderland! Together they examine Burton's greatest failure.

Transcript

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0:00.0

I try to believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

0:24.4

Count the mallas.

0:25.4

One, the drinks that make you shrink.

0:27.7

Two, there are foods that make you grow.

0:30.0

Three, animals can talk.

0:32.0

Four, cats can disappear.

0:34.1

Five, there's a place called on to land.

0:36.3

Six, I can slay the podcast.

0:39.6

Yeah, this is the one.

0:40.8

This is going to kill us.

0:41.8

Right?

0:42.6

Right, this is it.

0:43.6

This is the one I'll be remembered for because it ends in a murder suit.

0:46.6

How many is this for you guys?

0:48.6

How many burdens?

0:49.8

At this point, 21 in total.

0:52.5

You fucking say it's that many.

0:53.8

Jesus, why do I ever let you make me do?

0:55.8

Maybe it's 17.

0:56.7

This is the one where I was like, what, what, what, what, why, why?

1:00.4

He's not good.

1:01.4

He's bad director.

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