Ali Macofsky Has Never Seen The Lord of the Rings

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Starburns Audio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.6 • 677 Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2025

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Ali Macofsky has never seen The Lord of the Rings, but she rewrote it and we read her script! Ali knows SOME stuff, and surprisingly the specific name 'Bilbo Baggins,' but what else? When do the hobbits reach Amsterdam? NOTE: This was recorded over TWO recording sessions. First, we talk Lord of the Rings and play games, then Ali returned to the studio for the script read through. Sorry for any redundancies or linear oddities. Kyle and Ali are joined by Lindsay Adams! Go see Kyle in Philly, Charlotte, and New York City this summer! (tickets either up or will be up on the site, shortly). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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1:07.0	In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it. Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen
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