My biggest son was Squirtle for Halloween.

Sure.

Sorry, that sentence I shouldn't have put a pause in there because it makes it sound like I adopted

Squirtle.

No, it sounds like you measure your children, not by age, but by size.

Yes, my biggest son was approximately one squirtle high.

Okay, God.

It was squirtle for Halloween and you know what we stand Halloween how we stand Halloween

or my son or squirtle yeah yeah. So in his class, they had like a class Halloween party and there were a few

other kids in his class that were dressed up as Pokemon. There was a charmander in there and there's a couple

of Pikachu and my wonderful son who is so experienced with this franchise now.

I went up to one of the Pikachu's and was like,

hey man, stay away from me because you're electric tight.

And I'm not trying to get a super effective

attack over here, but the Charm Charmander you better keep away from me man because I might hydroblast you and then and then that would be super effective

None of the kids had any fucking idea what he was talking about. They don't know about types. Parents,

I am begging you. I am begging you parents. You have to show your kids this. have to teach it is stolen valor to have your children dress up as

Pikachu and charmanders and not tell them the basic, if you get confused about like,

is fighting strong against Ferrier or is it the other way?

That's fine, that's a new type.

I get it.

Water and fire though guys?

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