Doug loves mees.

Hey, shortheads.

My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that most people would consider a waste of time if they even knew it existed.

Coming to you from the Houston International Airport on Monday, November 25th, 2Oceans 13.

I'm on my way home to Los Angeles after doing a Benson movie interruption at the Alamo Draft House in Kansas City, Missouri of gothaca, or as I like to

call it, go fuck yourself, aca. What an absolute piece of nonsense. I've never seen it before,

by the way. I thought I might have seen it, but it turns out I didn't.

I probably just saw a few minutes of it, which makes it feel like you've seen it, because deep down,

we all have a little gothic in us. I'll play the audio from the show at the end of this

shorty in like 30 seconds. For all my dates and links, go to Douglasmovies.com.

And don't forget, at the December 10th, Douglas Movies taping at the UCB Theater in

LA, someone will win a two-person cabin on the Weasercruz.

And also, see you Sunday, Tempe, Arizona.

And now from the Alamo Draft House in Kansas City, the Benson movie interruption.

Fart.

Hey, everybody.

What's going on, Alamo Draft House?

Kansas City.

A lot of steps. I'm still walking down the steps

Been talking for the entire steps

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