Good morning, campers. It's the warm-up show with Alan Jerry, the shortest show on WFAS.

Here we go. It's a Friday that usually makes everybody happy, and nobody likes a Friday more than Al Dukes, because that means pizza and and beer and he breaks away from his routine.

Al Dukes, how are you?

Oh, hi, Jerry.

Jerry, I was all excited when I got in your car this morning that I had breaking news.

Well, not necessarily.

You didn't have it.

You said, well, right, I didn't break the news myself.

By saying I had breaking news, meaning I had looked at Twitter, while I was enjoying

a coffee and a Stelladora breadsticks or whatever those things are you supposed to have

with your coffee, like an old person. Legitimately, I'm now having the same breakfast my

grandmother had coffee with Stelladora. At what age was she when she was having coffee

and Stelladora? High 90s. Oh, geez. I thought when you were was she when she was having coffee in stelodora high 90s oh geez i thought

when you were a kid and she was like 54 new jerry that's an old person food which i'm now having

but i saw that antonio brown to the bills was a done deal that's what i read done that's what

you read deal right and when i got in the car with you, you said something about, I saw something,

something about the rumor of the bills. I go, Jerry, done deal.

I get into work this morning.

Not a done deal. And I see on pro football talk in the 4 a.m. hour, fake news.

Fake news. Sad. Yeah.

Well, Antonio Brown actually wrote fake news.

That exact phrase on an Instagram.

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