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Chilly, what's up, Al? Oh, hi there, Jerry. I was just in the WFA and bathroom. I was, I had to, you know, go to the urinal. There's two urinals. There's two stalls. In the one specific one that you go, yes. That's the main one I go to. and anyway

if I'm at the urinal

and Boomer comes in, he will, does not push me aggressively,

but he, and I have no balance, so he'll try to, he pushes my back as he goes by as I'm urinating.

And, of course, my stream stops immediately.

Because I have my biggest fear is touching my penis to the back wall of the urinal, which is impossible.

I don't have a large penis.

So, you know what I mean?

Like the chances of that happening, I'd have to go so far into the urinal.

And you'd have to have an erection.

Correct.

Which I don't.

I hope you don't have.

I'm urinating. Anyway an erection. Correct. Which I don't have. I hope you don't have.

Anyway, you know, boomers having a good time for himself.

I go, don't not push me into the, my, I mean, the washing I would have to do of my penis.

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