4.8 • 711 Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2026
⏱️ 26 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Race the rudder. Raise the sails. Raise the sales. |
| 0:04.0 | Captain, an unidentified ship approaching. Over. |
| 0:07.0 | Roger that. Wait. Is that an enterprise sales solution? |
| 0:12.0 | Reach sales professionals, not professional sailors. |
| 0:15.0 | With LinkedIn ads, you can target the right people by industry, job title and more. |
| 0:19.0 | Start converting your B2B audience into high quality leads today. Spend £200 on your first campaign and get a £200 credit for the next one. Go to LinkedIn.com slash lead to claim your offer. Terms and conditions apply. I had that dream again. My small business needs IT help. But I don't use LinkedIn and I hire wrong. So then I'm doing IT. |
| 0:38.0 | And when I go to plug the service in, they become sentient. |
| 0:40.7 | And they won't get to access to the network unless we forward their chain emails and memes to 10 other people. |
| 0:45.0 | And then I wake up. |
| 0:47.1 | Don't let hiring nightmares ruin your dreams. |
| 0:49.6 | LinkedIn Jobs' new AI assistant finds and invites best fit candidates to apply so you can discover talent |
| 0:54.6 | you otherwise would have missed get 50% of your first job post at linkedin.com slash AI hire terms |
| 0:59.4 | and conditions apply can't get enough of the fan in the morning show enough because this is nothing |
| 1:05.0 | like that working Alan jerry are here with stories they'd never get to cover on the morning show |
| 1:10.0 | very sexy robot. |
| 1:11.2 | Hey, look at that pig. |
| 1:12.4 | Shenanagan. |
| 1:13.0 | Naked yoga. |
| 1:13.8 | My mother had a bad experience with these ghosts. |
| 1:15.9 | Let's hump the fence. |
| 1:17.3 | It's Alan Jerry's post-game podcast. All right, where we go? On a podcast in a new year. Well, I guess we do it. No, I knew it on Friday. First podcast of 2026. How about that? |
| 1:28.7 | How about that? New Year. Well, I guess we do it. No one on Friday. First podcast of 2026. |
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