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AITA: Is He An A*Hole For Walking Out Of A Restaurant Over What His Girlfriend Ordered?

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Every week we dive DEEP into the AITA (Am I The A*hole) thread on Reddit, and it’s FASCINATING. It’s a bunch of real-life scenarios people are in where they could EASILY be the a*hole, but maybe – just maybe – once you hear all the details, you’ll understand it a little better and they won’t be SO much of an a*hole! Or maybe not. Up today: He's not bothered by his girlfriend's love of pasta he's bothered by how she eats pasta. She slurps her pasta so loudly that she disrupts other people in restaurants. He tried to talk to her about it, but nothing changed the next time they went to an Italian restaurant. So what did he do? Walkout on her in the middle of their meal. Is he an a*hole? See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm dating a woman named Ali.

0:22.7

She's 24.

0:23.7

I'm 25.

0:24.7

We moved in together five months ago and I really love her a lot.

0:27.8

Ali just doesn't have great table manners.

0:30.4

She eats noisily and slobily.

0:32.8

In a restaurant environment, usually this isn't too bad because of the natural ambiance

0:36.9

sound, but in a quiet room, it's much more noticeable.

0:40.3

I don't exactly like it, but I usually can tolerate it.

0:43.4

However, when Ali eats pasta, she slips her noodles so loudly that people from other

0:49.6

tables look.

0:51.0

It's completely mortifying to hear people murmur about her loud slurping all the time.

0:55.3

And I know this might be normal in some cultures, but where it from where I am in the US, and

0:59.4

where Ali is also from in the US, it looks really uncultured and bothers some people who

1:04.2

are more sensitive to sounds.

1:05.7

I've tried to teach her how to use a spoon to spin the pasta into a ball.

1:09.8

Nope, she doesn't want to.

1:11.2

I've tried to ask her to take smaller bites.

1:13.4

Nope.

1:14.4

That's how she eats pasta and that's how she'll always eat pasta.

1:17.2

We've been to a local Italian restaurant half a dozen times and each time but one, in

1:21.3

a basically empty restaurant, she humiliated me with her loud slurping eating.

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