And good morning, everybody, Bill Handel here on a Saturday morning, Halloween, October 31.

And yes, I am wearing my costume right now.

Well, actually, I'm not, but you can't tell because I'm on the radio.

You don't just keep on lying about it.

Fair enough.

The phone number, 8005201534, 8005201534.

800, 5201534.

And as always, it's the top of the hour.

And this is absolutely the best time to call because you're virtually guaranteed to get in unless we're jammed.

And occasionally we are.

So the best chance is right here.

800 5201534.

And, you know, write that down or don't write that down.

I've been giving you that number now for, I don't know, 25 years.

And 800 numbers used to be, we used to say toll-free 800 because we had a local number,

and then 800 was, as you know, a long-distance number.

Now no one cares.

800-5201534.

This is Handel on the Law, Marginal Legal Advice, where I tell you you have absolutely no case,

and of course it makes my day when you do that or when I do that.

I want to share with you a fun topic here in California and how weird the law can be.

Because when you talk about the way laws are written, statutes are written, federal laws

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