I'm free. Oh, wow, wow. Oh yeah, welcome to the show.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Oh yeah, many times.

Many times. Look I was in many a locker room. Let me tell you about that black thing that ain't no myth. I was in between Lorenzo Boier, this is University of Maine. He was a street gang leader in Hartford.

About six to about 210 with zero body fat.

Niceest guy on the team too, I swear to God.

I'm sure he's a badass when he was younger but somebody straight or whatever. I had every, I don't know why I'm talking about this now.

Well, we're gonna go with the footballs, that's why, but he had every, I think he still has

half the rushing records.

It was the Yankee conference when I played up at Maine.

Now it's, I don't what they call it, Patriot Conference is up.

But you can still see his name all over every friggin.

And this is up at Maine where they didn't have very good teams,

but this guy was just so friggin good, get drafted by the cowboys,

but I don't think he had problems with the playbook and whatnot.

But yeah, why am I talking about him?

No.

Oh, because, you know, grown man neckin.

Big slong. Jesus Christ.

Why would I forget that?

Apparently I'm a real homophobe.

And then there was another guy, Davy Johnson,

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