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So Stugats, I was watching, how many parts is this America's team documentary on Netflix? Is it like nine or ten parts? I think it's eight parts. I also started watching it last night. I could be wrong. I have no idea. I think it's eight parts, though. Well, I thought it was funny because, you know, the Patriots had theirs, obviously. And the amount of winning that they did, most people would say is like, yeah, you're going to grab onto that.

That's what you're going to make your story about.

I was laughing because the Cowboys is just like the most valuable franchise in sport.

That's what they're hanging their head on.

We are the most valuable franchise in sports.

That makes us better than them.

But honestly, like, when they

started telling that story of Jerry Jones and like before he bought the team and what he was

in Arkansas and everything else, that got me hooked right away, man. That's a richer story

than any of these other ones that we've seen lately. I mean, he was running out of money,

is he? And he bought one final oil well. And I think it was $800,000, and he turned that $800,000 into $100 million,

and then bought the Dallas fucking Cowboys. And he said he was going to do that, too. The wild thing,

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