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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today.

The subject, I want to sleep with my pastor.

Let the church say, what?

No, what?

The church is saying, what?

Amen.

The church is saying what?

Amen again.

It's four-five of y'all sitting up in there with that same feeling.

You ain't by your damn self, lady.

We'll get into that in a minute, but first the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What you got for us, Neff?

Adoption agency. Adoption. I know you're not. I'm like, what? He's gone too far. Hey, hey, kids, I'm just trying to tell you. I'll come at you.'ll come at you about your kids. I'll do it, okay?

When I'm pranking, I'm just tell you.

I'll do what I got to do.

Let's go, Ked dog. Hello? Hello, I'm trying to reach Clarence. Yeah, this is he. Clarence, how you doing, man? This is Robert. Robert B. We were trying to get a schedule with you guys.

Maybe we can swing through and pick up Little

Clarence, I guess, around six if you guys are available around six. Okay, what do you mean

picking up Little Clarence? Well, we got the call that we can come and actually pick up

Clarence and take him with us. If you guys packed his things up yet? Well, wait, man, Got the call from who that you can come pick him up? I don't know nothing about this. Well, my name is Robert, Robert B. And my wife and I got the call that we could... Do you not know about us adopting Luke Clarence? Oh, what the... Adopting who?

Okay, wait a minute. Are you guys at... Are you guys that... Drive? Yeah, that's my address, but... What you're talking about? You're going to come and take my son from me. Okay, but your son is two years old, right? Yeah, he's two. What they got to do with you come to pick up my son? And what is this agency's number?

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