Adopt-A-Lady / Police Attempt Prank Call

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🗓️ 10 November 2010

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Jared prank calls a lady who posted an ad looking to adopt.

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0:00.0	Hello? Is this...
0:02.0	No, it's not.
0:04.0	No? Are you sure?
0:07.0	I'm positive.
0:08.0	Then what is this a business or a person?
0:11.0	This is a person.
0:13.0	Okay. Do you work for a business?
0:15.0	I do not. No.
0:17.0	No? Okay.
0:18.0	Because I found this number on a website and it said if people were interested in adopting babies, I should call. So are you that person? Do you have babies?
0:28.3	No. I advertised myself to adopt.
0:32.2	Oh, you want to adopt. So you are the business. You said you are. know, I'm not a business. I'm an individual.
0:37.8	You're an individual. So you're an individually owned business and you want babies.
0:43.8	I'm an individual person that wants to adopt. I'm not a business. For a business, right? Or no?
0:49.6	Oh, I do not work for a business. No. Okay, because when I was reading the ad, it said that you were
0:54.8	looking for people who were interested in adoption, so I thought, this business has lots of babies
0:59.6	that I can adopt. So what kind of babies do you guys have? Do you have, like, big babies, small
1:04.6	babies? Like, what do you guys have? We don't have any babies, ma'am. I'm advertising. I'm a sir. My name's Brandon. Nice to meet you. I'm a sir.
1:13.6	Okay. We don't have babies. I advertise to adopt myself. So you...
1:18.6	Oh, so I can adopt you. How, like, what are your traits if I'm going to adopt you?
1:24.6	Are you tall? Are you short?
1:32.0	I just want to know if I'm going to be adopting you.
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