Yeah, look at that. That fits beautifully. It almost looks like a

vulva popping through, but that's okay. This is what you want.

Let's see that vulva again? Oh, God, that's a hairy one. Yeah. Is that Italian? Yes. Wow.

Cruising down a road, bro so wide, so true.

Holland Highway, whispered sky so blue

palm trees dance with the breeze in style

California dreams go on for miles.

Do you take a deep breath before you, like, enter into a... Seance?

Well, it's a seance, but a transaction or an encounter with another human. Do you ever like, just like breathe or no? If I'm doing a, if I'm at like a tantric sex orgy, which I've only been invited to, never, never been. You never went. Never went. Couldn't go. It was out of town. Oh, dude. It was at the Dania Beach improv.

So shout out to Matt Coleman, yeah, but couldn't make it. Oh, dude. Have you thought about trying to find another one? Yeah. Craigslist has too many. Whoa. And I know everyone's thinking, Craigslist, isn't that place you get couches from perverts? Yeah. Yes. but it's also a great place to find group orgy sex.

Again, this isn't what I... place you get couches from perverts. Yeah. Yes. But it's also a great place to find group orgy sex.

Again, this isn't what I'm saying that you need or what I have found.

Yeah.

But in scrolling through looking for futons and lamps, oh my, tons of guys named Barry or Gary

or Larry that are just like, hey, come over and bring some fingers, bring some hands, bring some feet. Yeah. We've got the meat. Oh, didn't it used to be Arby's that had the meat? And the fingers. Oh, they had the fingers too. They have chicken fingers. Remember the McDonald's guy that found a finger in his McNuggets? And it was the middle finger. Yeah. And it had a wedding ring on it. It was unbulleted. To get flipped off by a married person while you're just trying to have lunch. While you're a single guy trying to have a solo. Like that's suicidal almost. Yeah. Imagine you got a McDonald's burger with a finger in it and you're a proctologist.

What do you do with that?

Do you go back after lunch and go,

Don, close your eyes

and you use the severed finger instead of your own.

Is that malpractice?

No.

This is to me.

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