Hey now welcome to Fitstock Radio, Missed You Last Week, sorry took a week off, enjoyed

myself through my St. Patrick's Day party.

God my balls itch.

That's something, women I don't think you'll ever, you'll never understand what you got

tits which I guess are a burden, depending on how big your tits are.

But there's something about itchy balls and scratching itchy balls is one of the great

joys of a man's life.

I mean when it's down under, down near the taint and maybe it's doubled over, it's a little

warm, it gets and you get a good scratch going, oh it's like if I was a dog, my back leg

would be kicking back and forth with the ball scratch, it's amazing.

And it is, I was thinking about the balls and like one time, what is, I mean I've had

two kids in my life, there have been two times in my life where my balls did something.

You know I mean did something pretty big, they created human life which is pretty astounding,

well with the help of the vagina.

But really it's, really it's the sperm, that's what life is.

And you carry around this fucking four ounce sack of balls that you sit on and you crush

when you run and they get itchy and sweaty and guys shave them and you get punched in them.

And you just deal with having balls.

I mean I guess with women, I mean how often do you breastfeed but you probably get a

little more wear and tear out of them.

They're also a good ornament.

I mean a woman with large breasts without any doubt has a better life than a small breasted

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