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Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Adam Newman Has Never Seen The Whale

Never Seen It with Kyle Ayers

Kyle Ayers

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7687 Ratings

🗓️ 3 April 2024

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Adam Newman (pod fave!) has never seen The Whale, but he rewrote it and we read his script. Enjoy his 100% accurate portrayal of last year's Brendan Fraser film. Adam and Kyle are joined by Chris Calogero and we talk comedy, film, Oscars, Pauly Shore and more! Check out Adam's new special, Jew Versus the Volcano! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

In a world where every conversation is about what movie or TV show you've just seen, this is never seen it.

0:11.8

Comedians rewriting famous movies and TV shows they've never seen.

0:17.9

Hey everybody, this has never seen it. This is the podcast where comedians rewrite famous movies they've never seen before,

0:23.9

and we read those scripts.

0:25.9

Today, frequent guests of the podcast returns to the writing table.

0:30.1

I guess that's a place.

0:31.4

Adam Newman is back.

0:32.3

Adam has never seen The Whale, but he rewrote what he figures it probably is.

0:36.6

And it is incredible. I mean, I love Adam. He's here hanging a lot, talking with other guests and stuff, and now he wrote something back up for us. Adam is here also promoting his new stand-up special, Jew versus the Volcano, and it's on YouTube. You can go check it out. Adam is so funny.

0:55.1

You are going to love it.

0:56.1

I watch the special.

1:15.2

I love it. He is hilarious. And I think you're going to like it. This episode, super fun. Chris Caligero is here as well. hilarious comedian, huge movie guy. So, so much fun. You know, it's a great episode. I think you're really going to love it. before we get into it, I want to thank everyone who came out in Denver, in Fort Collins, and Boulder.

1:18.8

A lot of cool podcast fans came out, and that was really fun.

1:22.2

It means a lot to me.

1:27.6

The shows were really fun, and after the shows, when I'm talking to people, and they mention liking the podcast podcast, listening to the podcast or anything like that, it is a little surreal and still that people

1:33.5

like stuff I'm doing and come out to other stuff I want to do and I feel really nice about it.

1:40.5

The shows were very fun and a lot of folks came out and if you came up after the show

1:45.2

and talked to me, if you send me a message anything, I really do appreciate it. I'm a little

1:49.7

stretched thin emotionally and mentally after these hard-to-say comedy shows. So I'm not always

2:00.4

as present as I would like to be but it really

2:03.8

means a lot to talk to people and i just get so if someone's like i love the podcast that's the

2:07.9

podcast i came out it makes me so happy it's just the best and and folks thank you if that was you

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