Live on tape from the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York City, it's Stephen Colt Bear!

Welcome to the Late Show. I'm your host, Stephen Colt Bear. Folks, I know you turned to the show.

I know you turned to the show for one thing and one thing only, and that is sports news.

We got all the hottest shapes of balls I'm talking about the fastest tallest or thickest people.

All of them are running their dunks straight down to trophy town, so let's get to the highlight reel.

The staple center, home of the Los Angeles Lakers, the Clippers, and the Kings, it's changing its name to crypto.com Arena.

Crypto. The most confusing thing, a venue has been named since Houston's The Plot of Inception Stadium.

Generations of fans are growing up with a staple center. For my young reviewers, that name refers to the staple's office supply company.

An office is something used to go to for meetings.

Which are like very boring in-person emails. Oh, emails are long texts with more words.

And words are faceless emojis that remind you you're a relic of the past and the future no longer belongs to you.

Go cryptos. Now, the staple center had so many great sports memories.

Kobe Bryant's 81 point game, the L.A. King Stanley Cup victory, Logan Paul getting punched in the head.

Now, the big wigs over at Crypto.com, shelled out some long duckets for this one.

They paid more than $700 million for the naming rights. $700 million, which I believe converts to five Bitcoin.

Nope, sorry. $50,000. Nope. It's changed again. Half a Bitcoin and three bags of flour.

It's a fairly, fairly vottled currency. Now, here's the thing. There's more vaccine news.

And it's about more vaccine. The FDA plans to authorize Pfizer boosters for all adults this week.

That is...

Great. That's great.

That goes through. That's a charm, right?

That's great because many Americans are eager for additional protection ahead of holiday gatherings.

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