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This is as women think and observation is a direct order.

That's the whole problem.

Like when a woman says it's really cold in here,

they expect us to be like, what makes cold?

And then we solve a riddle. It's literally a riddle, it's a code. It's

cold in here. It's like, that's not how men think. We can never think like that.

If we start acting like that things go horribly bad.

I had a pretty good day. You want me to kill your boss? We have no idea.

Because men don't talk like that. We talk very directly. Task-oriented, problem solution, blow job. That's how we think.

Owen Benjamin on the Adam Carolla show.

And that he...

Owen in studio, thanks to Stamps.com for this half of the show and True Car and

Simply Safe, you know what to do. Truecard.com.

Simply Save.com slash anim and stamps.com as well. Enter

yeah I've talked about in previous shows where I get into trouble because when I say to my wife or my

nanny, what time are you leaving for the studio?

And they go, first I have to, okay, first I have to unload the dishwasher and I go, what time

you leave the studio?

Stop being a dick!

I go, I go, just shout out a number, because that's how guys are yeah no totally they're

like as women talk and implications and like a lot of subtext and men do not

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