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It's the biggest tourist trap in American history.

People pay up to $50 to walk through it.

It's a gargantuan seven-storied structure with no apparent rhyme or reason.

The Winchester Mystery House.

Each maze of halls, more confusing than the next.

But in the down economy, the business is in the red.

It is built on the orders of a grieving widow.

So Lionsgate hired Academy Award winner Helen Mirren.

Do you believe in ghosts, stopped?

To try and get more of your money.

Leonard Malton exclaims,

just like the goddamn house,

they open doors in this movie that don't go anywhere.

Winchester, I can feel it.

The stupid house became a stupid movie. The spirit has a power we've not seen before.

Winchester.

It has found us.

Save yourself the time, buy a rifle, and shoot yourself.

Winchester, everywhere.

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