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Adam Carolla Show

ACS (Part 2): Jim Gaffigan and Vinnie Tortorich

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 July 2018

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Jim Gaffigan chats with Adam about his new standup special, writing comedy with your spouse, and finding the humor in a loved one having a brain tumor. Later, Vinnie Tortorich returns to chat about dehydration. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0

Thanks for listening to the Adam Carolla show on Podcast One.

0:07.0

This week at Adam Carolla.com, take a knee with Adam Carolla and Todd Lamb.

0:18.0

Why on earth are you wasting your time telling everybody there's no hope?

0:22.0

That government's your only answer, that everything is stacked against you.

0:26.4

When the reality is that this is still, for all the difficulties we have in this country,

0:32.1

it's the easiest place in the world to do well if you do some really simple things.

0:36.0

And by the way, I'm horrible at math. I'm embarrassingly bad at math, but I can speak, I can I can I can actually get up in front of people

0:45.4

and talk and if you can do those things you can go pretty far on this country

0:50.8

subscribe to take in the with Adam Corolla for a weekly dose of inspiration and motivation

0:56.8

and get unlimited access to Adam Corolla's archives.

1:00.4

Sign up for Podcast One Premium. Use the Podcast One app or click the link at Adam Corolla.com.

1:07.0

Oh, right.

1:11.0

Not things to complain about. Did my favorite move today with the boy in the car.

1:20.0

Did the left turnairo double lane red arrow

1:25.2

double lane red arrow that's my favorite move now

1:29.8

now here's here's how it works on the superior the superior yardstick which is turning

1:38.7

through the left turn arrow when it's red good going around the lane the single lane better going around the

1:48.9

double lane where people are stacked up and turning in front of both

1:53.0

turning left in front of both lanes.

1:54.6

Euforic.

1:55.2

That's a fucking royal flush.

1:56.8

Yeah, nobody beats that, nobody beats that hand.

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