Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

Well, we talk comedy with Rob Schneider.

R.J. Bell chimes in on some picks as well in the first half.

First, simply safe.

83% of burglars say they look if there's an alarm.

Yeah, that makes sense. I don't know why it's not even

higher than that. Only one in five homes have security because most companies don't

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Visit Simply Safe, Two Eyes.

Simply Safe.com slash Adam for free shipping and a 60 day risk free trial.

Make sure you go to Simply Save.

The batteries last up to 10 years.

You don't have to pull wires everywhere.

SimplySafe.com slash Adam.

Let him know I sent you at simply safe.com slash Adam. Oh, just $25, you get wine and gifts.

Aces' favorite stuff or brought up. You get wine and gifts aces, lavered stuff for products from a c. Every single month you get the drink you choose

It's hard to be cool stuff and loose.

Adams must bring nut.

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