Thanks for listening to the Adam Corolla show on Podcast One.

The holidays are fast approaching. You know what that means. It's time to eat, drink, and fight with your family.

For a limited time only, we're offering custom built crates, built by the hands of Adam Corolla himself,

with maybe a little help from the lackeys and Olga and the twins.

Head to corolla Christmas crate.com now to pre-order the perfect present for the holiday.

What's included, a custom signed and built box from the Ace Man himself.

A custom, if you're offended by Christmas shirt,

a signed Christmas card from Bald Gina and Ace.

Two stevless Corolla drinks glasses,

a bottle of each flavor of man Glasses, a bottle of 33 Cabernet, and Chardonnay, a

Corolla drinks ice mold, a mangria tote bag.

Plus, a Corolla drinks wine stopper designed by Wolf Island Design Company.

For a limited time only, this $300 value can be yours for only 200 and will eat the shipping

cost.

So for the Adam Corolla super fan and your family,

head to Corolla Christmascrate.com

and pre-order now.

And remember, if you're offended by Christmas,

have some mangria and shut the fuck up. From Corolla One Studios in Glendale, California, this is the Adam Corolla Show.

Adam's guest today, actor and ex-convict Lilo Brankano.

With Gina Grat on News, Paul Bryan on sound effects,

and a visit from the deaf frat guy.

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