Thanks for listening to the Adam Carolla show on podcast one.

Well, good first half plan, Chetwaterhouse is he knocks it out of the damn ballpark, man.

You're not going to find more funny in three and a half minutes than Chetwaterhouse.

I defy you to find more funny when you hear Chetwaterhouse coming up in a few.

Also, take a deep dive into the old days over at Loveline and some stories that may surprise you.

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Of course it does.

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