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Adam Carolla Show

ACS: Joel McHale

Adam Carolla Show

PodcastOne / Carolla Digital

Comedy

4.536.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2009

⏱️ 75 minutes

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0:00.0

Your first great love story is free when you sign up for a free 30-day trial at audible.com.

0:05.5

U.K. slash Wondery. That's audible.com.

0:09.0

com.uk slash Wondery.

0:11.4

Get it on. Get it on. Joel McHale has joined us.

0:16.0

Yeah. Get it on.

0:18.8

Very excited about that.

0:20.7

Joel is doing his I've got gotta dig me a pool concert tour all over town and all over America.

0:27.6

And you can just go to Joel McHale.com if you want to find out anything about the soup or anything about dates where he's going to be in a town near you.

0:35.6

You should go there because I have a rear, I had to cancel four dates. Really? And I had to, or I think it's four, and they're being rearranged. So go check out. I don't want you to show up to a theater with. Why? I'm doing a pilot that can only be shot on weekends. Ah. Oh, you have a pilot for, what is it, NBC? Yes. And that is about what? Are you allowed to talk about it? Yes, it's about a, you ever see The Woodsman? Mm-hmm. With Kevin Bacon? Yeah. You played a pedophile? Yeah. It's the multi-camera version of that. So it's like, you just getting wood all day? I can't have audience.

1:12.7

Kids.

1:13.6

No, it's about a, it's about a guy going back to community college.

1:19.8

Good times.

1:20.6

A guy, a lawyer.

1:22.6

So it's hilarious.

1:24.1

Donnie used to go to community college, except for instead of going to community college, you just come to my house when I was living in the garage and sleep.

1:33.2

No, I tried it for a month, and then I gave up, but I couldn't tell my parents.

1:36.7

I just didn't have the heart.

1:37.8

They would literally pack up his bags.

1:40.4

In the morning.

1:40.9

In the morning, leave the house at like eight in the morning, drive down the hill, drive to my house, come into my room and go to bed. What's funnier, though, because Adam didn't give up yet. He tried it for another six months before he bailed out of community college. Wait, how long? What did you say to your parents? Did you wait until the end of the semester? Yeah. At the end of the semester, I just said... Yeah. It's really not working now. It's not going to work. And you're... Well, he is one of the smarter... I mean, after being... After our great kind of white party homosexual romp up to Monterey to the car shows. And wine.

2:17.9

You know more, I mean, Adam knows everything about cars.

2:20.8

You know everything.

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